Just sent my girlfriend a link titled: Look at this photo of my dick
This is what you get when you click on it
I am an adult
"I ain’t commanding no other team," Dixon snapped at Sumner. "I trust them and they pretend to trust me. Sure, McKay never knows when to shut up, but only twenty percent of what he says is bullshit, so I figure it’s okay."
"Oh please, like you even understand percentages."
John groaned from where he sat between Dixon and Rodney.
"And sure Marty’s got some emotional issues and Lantesh would take over the galaxy if he wasn’t so old and pissed off at everything, but they know things I ain’t never even heard of, so I figure that’s more than okay."
Martouf sniffed, rubbing the corner of his eye, getting a pat on the shoulder from Dixon. “My apologies. I seem to have something in my eye.”
"And sure Shep is more laid back than a drunken whore, but just like that same drunken whore, he’ll pretty much do anything I tell him and he knows tricks too and I’m more than okay with that," Dixon said.
SG-AU Fic Rec: SG-15 by Dvs
It’s fucking hilarious, go read it!
“Dixon’s departure had left a big gaping whole in the city. Namely a grenade accident when Marines were clearing out his closet. But an emotional hole also, of course.”
When people try to defend their bullshit by saying: “Oh, just chill out, it was a joke!” Well, you see jerkwad, jokes have one thing in common: THEY’RE ALL USUALLY FUNNY. There is a difference between being humorous and being a douchebag. Learn it.
Ok, enough of your talk of men, I need to tell you about this cupcake